most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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  • what i actually said:i forgot
  • what my parents heard:i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

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do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

(Source: panura)

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panic! at the deadline

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attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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